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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Sardar Jokes-1

>>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!! A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !" Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18. Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? ......................................... He said "SMILE PLEASE" Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................WHY? Because, his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question aper is leaking... Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER Read All Jokes

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  • Hindu ek neech prani hai. hindustan me in ki sankhya machhro se bhi ziyada hai. yeh kumbh mele me bahut sankhya me paaye jaatey hain. Deemaag ki kami ke kaaran in par ek sardar aur ek muslmaan raj karte hain. yeh bahut dino tak bhukhe rah sakte hain, kiyonki mandiron me khaane ko kuchh nahi milta hai. har roz 12 baje inhe sardaron se maar parti hai.

    DON'T JUST BLINDLY COPY PASTE JOKES MAKING FUN OF COMMUNITIES. A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW SIKHS FORM THEIR OPINION BASED ON SUCH JOKES.

    BY THE WAY, HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT ON SARDAR JOKES:

    During 17th Century when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals all the people
    were
    humiliated and were treated like animal. Mughals treated the Hindu
    women as
    there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even
    used
    to kill the people if they were refusing to accept.

    That time our Ninth Guru Sri Guru Teg Bhadarji who came forward, in
    request
    of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
    Guruji
    told the Mughal emperor if he could succeed in converting him to Islam
    all
    the Hindus would accept the same but if he failed, he should stop all
    those
    activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after
    lots
    of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to
    Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members who were also
    tortured for the same sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since
    the
    Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
    Tthus
    Guruji sacrificed his life for Protection of Hindu religion. Can
    anybody lay
    his life that too for protection of some other religion. This is the
    reason
    he is still remembered has Hind Ki Chaddar . For sake of whom he had
    sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body
    with a
    fear that they would also be assassinated .
    Guru Gobind Singh

    Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of
    Guru
    Teg Bahadarji) made a resolution that he would make such a human who
    would
    not be able to hide himself and could be easily located in thousands,
    THE
    SIKH.

    At the start Sikhs were very less in numbers even though they were
    fighting
    against the Mughals emperors. At that time Nadir Shah raided Delhi in
    the
    year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan
    treasures
    and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire
    and
    was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army
    at
    that time . He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Khafila on the same
    midnight.
    He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to
    their
    homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis
    or
    Iranis had looted Hindustan and were trying to carry out treasures and
    Hindu
    women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army
    quite
    few in numbers but were bravehearted attacked them in the midnight,12
    O'clock and rescued women.

    Sikh fighterAfter that time when there occurred a similar incidence
    people
    started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to
    attack the
    raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. It continued and became a fame that
    at
    midnight nearly at 12 O'clock it is very difficult to fight against
    Sikhs as
    the Sikhs get some Extra Power to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
    Nobody
    can fight and win against them at midnight, this continues till now.
    Nowadays these smart people and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of
    Sikhs,
    have spread these words that at 12 O'clock the Sikhs goe out of their
    sense.

    This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person
    as I
    thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help
    which he was unable to provide and may be he was reminding me by saying
    off
    'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'

    As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I
    used
    to click and enjoy the jokes on Sikhs and too made fun of them. But
    now I
    have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are
    real
    patriotic to Humanity and Religion. What are we all doing to these
    great
    Saints and Soldiers ???? instead of thanking them we all are making
    fun.

    Earlier the Sikh youth appeared as a Terrorist but now I could see the
    reflection of real Patriotic person in him.


    Hope that u all from know will have a different views and respect about
    Sikhs.
    My aim is over....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 11/01/2006 02:28:00 AM  

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