Sardar Jokes-1
>>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!! A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !" Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18. Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? ......................................... He said "SMILE PLEASE" Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................WHY? Because, his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question aper is leaking... Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER Read All Jokes
posted by Arun Vishnu M V at
12:21 PM
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Hindu ek neech prani hai. hindustan me in ki sankhya machhro se bhi ziyada hai. yeh kumbh mele me bahut sankhya me paaye jaatey hain. Deemaag ki kami ke kaaran in par ek sardar aur ek muslmaan raj karte hain. yeh bahut dino tak bhukhe rah sakte hain, kiyonki mandiron me khaane ko kuchh nahi milta hai. har roz 12 baje inhe sardaron se maar parti hai.
DON'T JUST BLINDLY COPY PASTE JOKES MAKING FUN OF COMMUNITIES. A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW SIKHS FORM THEIR OPINION BASED ON SUCH JOKES.
BY THE WAY, HERE IS AN INTERESTING FACT ON SARDAR JOKES:
During 17th Century when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals all the people
were
humiliated and were treated like animal. Mughals treated the Hindu
women as
there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even
used
to kill the people if they were refusing to accept.
That time our Ninth Guru Sri Guru Teg Bhadarji who came forward, in
request
of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities.
Guruji
told the Mughal emperor if he could succeed in converting him to Islam
all
the Hindus would accept the same but if he failed, he should stop all
those
activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after
lots
of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to
Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members who were also
tortured for the same sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since
the
Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
Tthus
Guruji sacrificed his life for Protection of Hindu religion. Can
anybody lay
his life that too for protection of some other religion. This is the
reason
he is still remembered has Hind Ki Chaddar . For sake of whom he had
sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body
with a
fear that they would also be assassinated .
Guru Gobind Singh
Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of
Guru
Teg Bahadarji) made a resolution that he would make such a human who
would
not be able to hide himself and could be easily located in thousands,
THE
SIKH.
At the start Sikhs were very less in numbers even though they were
fighting
against the Mughals emperors. At that time Nadir Shah raided Delhi in
the
year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan
treasures
and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire
and
was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army
at
that time . He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Khafila on the same
midnight.
He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to
their
homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis
or
Iranis had looted Hindustan and were trying to carry out treasures and
Hindu
women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army
quite
few in numbers but were bravehearted attacked them in the midnight,12
O'clock and rescued women.
Sikh fighterAfter that time when there occurred a similar incidence
people
started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to
attack the
raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. It continued and became a fame that
at
midnight nearly at 12 O'clock it is very difficult to fight against
Sikhs as
the Sikhs get some Extra Power to save Religion, Nation and Humanity.
Nobody
can fight and win against them at midnight, this continues till now.
Nowadays these smart people and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of
Sikhs,
have spread these words that at 12 O'clock the Sikhs goe out of their
sense.
This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person
as I
thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help
which he was unable to provide and may be he was reminding me by saying
off
'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
As he was narrating the incident I was feeling ashamed of myself as I
used
to click and enjoy the jokes on Sikhs and too made fun of them. But
now I
have got the truth that these Sikhs are born for others and they are
real
patriotic to Humanity and Religion. What are we all doing to these
great
Saints and Soldiers ???? instead of thanking them we all are making
fun.
Earlier the Sikh youth appeared as a Terrorist but now I could see the
reflection of real Patriotic person in him.
Hope that u all from know will have a different views and respect about
Sikhs.
My aim is over....
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Anonymous, At
11/01/2006 02:28:00 AM
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