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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Potta English's

 # Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....


# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)


# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.


# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?


# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

2 Comments:

  • Sir to some students who where walking in the corridr near an exam hall.

    "Students, dont revolve around here till the exams are over!"


    Chemistry Teacher in a rural school with no lab facilities.
    She holds her hand up with an imaginery test tube in her hand..
    " students, suppose this is test tube, catch some hydrogen, catch some oxygen, and u put it into this test tube, what do we get!?? Waaater!"


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    This is a nice blog, clean and informative..good job!

    By Anonymous VJ, At 9/07/2006 11:04:00 PM  

  • nice to read u

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 9/18/2006 01:26:00 PM  

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