CALL CENTRE GUYS (Part 1)

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE.TAKE A LOOK:Part 1: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ---------------------------------------- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" -------------------------------------------------- 3)Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." -------------------------------------------------- 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$(welll pretend to smile) -------------------------------------------------- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" -------------------------------------------------- 6) Tech Support: : "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one."

New MS Office-Office12

MS Access & Chess MS PowerPoint & MS Word

New Yahoo Mail service

Yahoo was set to unveil on Wednesday a limited public beta of its new Yahoo Mail service, featuring a new interface more like that of a desktop e-mail application and faster response time.The new Yahoo Mail beta will feature e-mail caching; message preview; drag-and-drop filing; the capability of quickly searching e-mail headers, body text and attachments; and the ability to view multiple e-mails at the same time in separate windows and scroll through all message headers in a folder rather than one page at a time. In addition, the new version will add address auto-complete, right-click menus and standard keyboard shortcuts.The beta will be available to a limited group of Yahoo Mail users in the United States and will be expanded to include users worldwide in coming months, Yahoo said. Users will be able to choose the new version, stick with the older version, or switch between the two.

HAPPY ONAM

WISHING YOU A HAPPY ONAM http://www.arunmvishnu.siteburg.com/gree/hponam.htm

She Is My Girl

After some time I´ve finally made up my mind she is the girl and I really want to make her mine I´m searching everywhere to find her again to tell her I love her and I´m sorry ´bout the things I´ve done I find her standing in front of the church the only place in town where I didn´t search She looks so happy in her weddingdress but she´s crying while she´s saying this Boy I´ve missed your kisses all the time but this is twentyfive minutes too late Though you travelled so far boy I´m sorry your are twentyfive minutes too late. But I was not late, the problem was in her watch. Her watch was 25minutes fast. God I Missed Her Kisses !!!!!

Apple iPod Nano

Apple released its replacement for iPod mini — iPod nano. Compare to iPod mini, iPod nano is smaller, thinner and lighter. There only two colors of iPod nano: white and black. But, it has color screen! Apple iPod Nano Specialities 2GB / 4GB flash drive 1.5 inch color LCD Image supported: JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only) and PNG formats Dimension: 3.5 x 1.6 x 0.27 inch Weight: 1.5 ounces (42.5 gram) Price: USD $199 / USD $249 Want to know more about it? click here

My Cute Kitty

Hands Up Ops! Very cold Don't c any Dreams

Yahoo Photomail

Yahoo rolled out a beta version of a new service called PhotoMail, which will allow users to put up to 300 pictures in a single e-mail and provides unlimited storage space for users.Since only thumbnails of the pictures are sent in the actual e-mail, there is little chance that an e-mail would be rejected due to size limitations of incoming e-mail. Each thumbnail is only about five kilobytes. The larger versions of the pictures would reside on Yahoo's servers. I downloaded the photomail software. But the installer is not working. When i try to install it, the busy icon will for 4-5sec and then nothing. I don't know what is the problem. Anyway guys try it!.