3 Days Remaining

OHh my god!!!!!!!!!. Only 3days remaining for my 5th semester exam. My exam will be start on 1st December and last exam is on Dec 22nd. First exam is Engineering Mathematics. Then Operating System (OS), DataBase Management System(DBMS), File Structure & Algorithms (FSA), Language Processors (LP) and finally Data Communication (DC). Now I am using Ubuntu linux. Last week I got its new version (5.10 Breezy) and installed in my system. I like it very much. Before that I was using Fedora Core 4. I didn’t get my modem driver and since it is the new version, it is difficult to get compactable applications for that. Anyway now I have no time to write about that. I will do it after my exam. Ohk. That’s all for today. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sardar Jokes-1

>>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!! A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her !" Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18. Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? ......................................... He said "SMILE PLEASE" Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................WHY? Because, his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question aper is leaking... Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER Read All Jokes

Yahoo Map

Yahoo started new tool called Yahoo Map(Now Beta Version). Yes, as it's name indicate it gives you the map like Google-Earth or Microsoft virtual Earth. Some of it's features are 1. Multi-point driving directions. Get yourself from point A to B and on to C all in one map. 2. Integrated Yahoo! Local. Includes our local search, a browseable interface, easy access to business ratings, reviews, and events. 3. Geo-coding, Yahoo! Local, traffic information and map images. 4. The new overview map (in the upper-right hand corner) helps you get your bearings. The little grey box representing your big map is even drag-able. Use it to move around rapidly without losing context. 5. Simple API. 6. JavaScript-based APIs for Flash or AJAX let you choose the tools you'd like. You can host the maps on your site and include any features you like. In addition to the major features, they added a lot of small touches, including address auto-complete from your Yahoo! Address Book, using your home area or most recently used address to start, and the mini-map and left panel, which can be hidden when you want to focus on just the map. The maps are easy to bookmark too. There's no URL obfuscation. Now only US and Canada is listed there. Iam waiting for my India's map

Windows Live Messenger v8.0

MSN Messenger is no more and is being renamed to windows live messenger. Main Features of Windows Live Messenger > Change of Messenger Skins > Real-time Emotions > Messenger Built Internal Windows Media Player 10 > Pause/Resumed File Transfers (File Blocked Extension Applied) > Detailed File Transfer (Download/Upload Speed) > Animated Display Pictures (.gif .jpg .png (File Support under Consideration)) > Mood Status > Faster Contact List Loading and scrolling > Public Profile and MSN Spaces Combined > More MSN Space features > New Hotmail and MSN Messenger Integration > Downloadable MSN Messenger on Mobile > News Updates according to Location > Top 10 MSN Music Radio > New Stylish Notifier Pop-up > Downloadable Skins for MSN (Contact Window & Conversation Window) > Complete Integration with Windows XP & Windows Vista > Offline Voice/Message Machine > Animated Buddy Icon Helper > Display Picture Ratings I was waiting for Offline messages & Pause/Resumed File Transfers features in MSN messneger. But only one problem is its size, 17Mb to download. So iam waiting for a final version to download else i will try to download after my exam. Do you want to try? Here is the link to download.

Microsoft Live

Bill Gates announced the new Microsoft Internet-based projects: Windows Live and Office Live. They are not the Internet version of Operating System and MS Office.Live is a set of Internet-based personal services, such as e-mail, blogging and instant messaging. It will be primarily supported by advertising. Office Live will come in both ad-based and subscription versions that augment the popular desktop productivity suite. Once Live.com is loaded, you will get a left sidebar and a content column. Overall, it is clean and ads free (currently). Live.com is powered by AJAX. The content box is movable by dragging & dropping it. In the sidebar, there are "My Web", "Gadgets", and "Categories". You may add your own content into "My Web". Under "Gadgets" are several Internet services such as webmail, stock quotes, weather, etc. There are preset site feeds in "Categories", which give you the latest updates of your favorite topics. Now Live.Com supports Firefox Browser.

Google Fun

If you can’t be bothered with english.... http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/ http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/ If you are looking at you PC in a mirror.... http://elgoog.rb-hosting.de/index.cgi If you are feeling patriotic.... http://www.google.com/unclesam If you want too see what the moon is really made of zoom in fully.... http://moon.google.com/ Feeling Thirsty? Google has the answer... http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ To prove that google have a sence of humour... http://www.google.com/Easter/feature_easter.html

Somebdy Help mEEEEEEEEEEE

Iam using Yahoo Messenger Beta 7,0,0,249 . My problem is iam not getting any Offlines messages or Contact Add request since last two weeks. But this problem is only for my id(arunmvishnu@yahoo.com). All my friends getting offline messages or Contact Add request from the same messenger. I send a feed back(http://in.help.yahoo.com/help/in/mesg/twin/twin-28.html) to Yahoo. But I got only a "Thank You" Mail for sending that feed back. So if you know how to solve this problem please help me.