Potta English's

 # Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....


# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)


# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.


# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?


# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

Yahoo Mail Beta

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"Try Beta" button. That's all.

How to change your content preference:

* log in to Yahoo Mail

* click Options

* select Account information from the left panel

* go to Member Information, General Preferences, Preferred Content

* select, for example, Yahoo UK

* click Finished

* go to Yahoo Mail

* you'll see a page that says "It's the New Yahoo! Mail Beta... and you're invited."

* click on "Try Beta Now".

Company Names & It's Meanings

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP : Hen Pecked

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CTS:Coffee ,Tea and Snacks